Even more of those days!

This green picture was drawn by one of my students, Sarah, who was obviously really enjoying my lesson,possibly on Macbeth.

More out-takes from meetings and conversations noted while I was teaching with a bunch of lovable eccentrics! I think it was stress, stress and tension… how else would a group of intelligent professionals make so many slips of the tongue… no don’t answer that!

1. Tomorrow are we going to take the group who come first, first?
2. She said it through grated teeth. Grated? No I meant clenched!! Oh no that’s your buttocks isn’t it?
3. My mum can’t come to the review because she has no petrol
4. Breathalysation
5.  I once went to a stretching seminar
6.  I can give you a reiki. I am very good at something being done to me and then knowing what to do.
7. The fur on top of a cappuccino
8. Macbeth – the Thorn of Caydor, The Dawn of Caydor, The Corn of Thaydor (it should, of course, have been the Thane of Cawdor)
9. Oh that old cherry (chestnut)
10. chicken dressed as mutton
11. someone get a machete and shoot me
12. water off a duck’s arse
13. we’ve had that fruit since we bought it
14. Smoke on your face (egg on your face)
15.  Bobfoc, you’ll know it when you know it
16. Sam: obviously we don’t have crystal balls
17. Singe: You could cut the ice with a knife
18. Best thing since Cheddar cheese
19. A three man snake
20. Bare-buckle knoxing
21. I can see your chin growing.
22.  about an Amish woman: was she born an Amonite? (Mennonite)
23. he only went aloof twice (awol)
24. The right arm doesn’t know what the left arm is doing
25. I didn’t realise what a lovely shape it was until Belinda got it out

Oh and I can’t remember what bobfoc was.