That really is a headline on the BBC news page… well, what else could an elephant stab anyone with? It would have been more extraordinary if an elephant had stabbed a woman with anything other than a tusk!
- Elephant stabs woman with a WW1 bayonet
- Elephant stabs woman with weapon from Royal Armouries Museum
- Elephant stabs woman with hairgrip
- Woman stabs elephant with a tusk
- Elephant stabs woman with a pair of pinking shears
- Elephant stabs woman with a narwhal
- Elephant stabs woman in love triangle row
- Elephant shoots woman over parking place dispute
- Elephant slaps woman across the face with a wet kipper
- Elephant flees woman in fire alarm scam
Yes… almost any headline would have been better!
Lois Elsden 
It was a typo. Headline was supposed to read “elephant stabbed woman with a rusk”.
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Silly me, of course it was!!
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We were both wrong apparently. “Elephant bull squashed idiot British teacher and boyfriend just a little bit because they had harassed him while he was trying to have a peaceful stroll through his back garden” is the headline for today. Sadly, thanks to that moron teacher, the elephant was killed.
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The elephant was killed… should have been the teacher!
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Exactly! I couldn’t believe it when that idiot game reserve warden said “We don’t understand why the elephant attacked, it was most unusual, but he had to be destroyed” – I felt like finding out where that awful teacher is hospitalised and stuff her head down a toilet.
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The elephant was ‘in season’ or whatever it is that by elephants are when they want a girlfriend… people forget that they are trespassing on the animal’s home!
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What worries me is that the idiots in the car behind made this a you-tube success, so no doubt there’ll be copy-cats wanting to enjoy a bit of their own elephant baiting soon. Obviously, I’m not worries on their behalf, just concerned about the elephants’ welfare.
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How do you get four elephants in a volkswagon? Two in the front and two in the back. Duuh!
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How do you get four hippos in a Volkswagen?
You can’t until the elephants get out!
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I always enjoy the surreal ideas that can arise as a result of challenging a statement of the obvious!
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