Continuing the theme from yesterday, the people who mark exam papers must surely have some sympathy with some of the candidates who make such hilarious errors, but I guess after reading ludicrous answers repeatedly warps your ability to be amused by the ignorance and desperation of those who were sitting in silence, trying to chase the elusive answer!
Here is another selection:
- What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism.
- A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesise what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle: It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.
- What is sexual bullying? Punching someone in the vagina.
- Write two hundred thousand in figures: Two hundred thousand in figures.
- What is the main reason for Divorce? Marriage.
- If you threw a red stone into a Blue Sea, what will it become? Simply, a wet stone
- Brian has 50 slices of cake. He eats 48. What has he now? Diabetes.
- Explain why phosphorus trichloride is polar: God made it that way.
- A 1km sized asteroid is discovered… Send Bruce Willis.
- How is the brain like a cantaloupe? List seven ways. It is delicious.
- What happens to your body as you age? When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
- Name a major disease associated with cigarettes: A premature death.
- How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.
- What is a fibula? A small lie.
- Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
- What is a turbine? Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.
Lois Elsden 