Another selection of things people actually said in staff meetings when I was at work… they still make me giggle… I’m chuckling now as I read through them! Some of them I have no idea what was actually meant… ‘reads like a fish’… what on earth does that mean!
- I think it’s on silent but I can hear it vibrate
- He had a face like a slapped fish
- She wants a flame retarded filing cabinet
- I have something in my eye and I don’t know if it is between my eye and my contact lens or my contact lens and my eye
- how do people know whether you’ve voted or not if its supposed to be unanimous (anonymous)
- They’re a law not even to themselves
- You now have the chance to wipe the plate clean
- I have made an electrocuted decision
- It’s like the pot going from black to white, or the kettle and the pot…. What’s the saying?
- you could have shot me down with a feather
- That’s been his escape goat
- Reads like a fish
- A Luigi board (Ouija)
Lois Elsden 