I really do not like pantomime, and I didn’t really like it as a child; I did have to chuckle at this:
Sunday Telegraph Pantomime: Leveson In Wonderland
The World’s First Independently Regulated Pantomine, by Oliver Pritchett
THE CAST
Alice Lord Justice Leveson
A Furry Creature Robert Jay, senior counsel to the Leveson Inquiry
Nick Clegg a permanently depressed politician
The Cheshire Cat David Cameron
The King of Hearts Paul Hollywood, from The Great British Bake Off
The Queen of Hearts Mary Berry, the nice one from The Great
British Bake Off
The Dormouse Andrew Marr
The Bob of Diamonds a reviled banker
Clare Balding a jolly good egg
A Senior BBC Bureaucrat with no face
The Mock Turtle a tabloid editor
Angela Merkel a Very Important Person
Andrew Mitchell an irascible cyclist
The Mad Hatter George Osborne
The March Hare Boris Johnson
Uggie the dog an economics expert
If you’re tempted to read the script, you ‘ll find it here:
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