The wrong way round…

We are sitting in an Indian restaurant and the waiter approaches with our order; he has a lamb vindaloo extra hot and he has a chicken something creamy… he tries to give me the chicken and my husband the vindaloo… wrong! I want a nice red-hot curry with plenty of bite, my husband wants something mild and sweet. Then another time we are sitting in a café and a different waiter approaches with an Americano and an extra shot, and a coffee with whipped cream, sprinkles, marsh mallows, flake… I want the strong black coffee, my husband wants the one with all the gubbins. In the steak house, who has the blue steak and who has the medium done? Who likes bone dry wine and who likes something fuller and rounder? Who has a dessert and who has the cheese board?People think we’re the wrong way round, we think we’re fine!!