We went down to the pub, the Dolphin, for the last hour and walking in we found our two friends Tim and Trev already there. Delighted to see them and equipped with a couple of pints of Otter we sat down and caught up with all their news, and them with ours.
As usual we all had plenty to talk about, the latest sports news, boxing, snooker, football, cricket, our families, the state of the world, the renovations we were doing to our own houses… The usual very pleasant evening in the Dolphin. Good friends, good beer, good chat, what more could anyone ask for!
Handsome husband went to buy another couple of pints and came back with the beer and a blond woman with a wet sleeve and her boot and sock in hand – only one boot and one sock, the other foot was still booted and socked.
The blonde lady introduced herself as Debbie, and declared her love for tall men – handsome husband is 6’6½”. It was all a little confusing, but it seemed as if when husband was returning from bar with pint of lovely Otter in each hand, Debbie had accosted him, declaring how attractive tall men are, and in doing so had bumped into him and the beer, some of which had gone on her boot and sock…
She took off the boot and sock in order to show that she was only 5’½” tall. She shook hands several times with Tim, Trev and me, kissed Bari and departed…
Typical night at the Dolphin!
Lois Elsden 
If that happened to me my wife would let her have it. Kapow!!!
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it was just so hilarious! Bari’s embarrassed face was a picture!!
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