Things which happen…

My husband suggested they make a TV series about me… The things which happen to me, a combination of forgetfulness, being absent-minded, getting distracted, and unfortunate but funny mishaps

• I somehow managed to throw the front door key into the bushiest bushes in the front garden, bushes which also had a lot of spikes and thorns on them…
• I was passing him the sugar for his coffee and managed to dangle my charm bracelet in his cappuccino without noticing, (his cappuccino which was covered with froth and chocolate), and then wiped the chocolate and coffee-froth covered bracelet across the front of my new shirt leaving great blobs which looked like bird droppings…
• I bought a twenty-first birthday present which was quite expensive, went to another shop to buy a card and got in conversation with the friendly girl behind the counter who was interested in what I had just bought, then I walked off with the card, and left the present on the counter…

All was well in the end, I found the key, I’ve washed the blouse, the friendly girl found me and gave me the present…

I haven’t told my husband about the present left behind… he laughed enough at the key and the cappuccino incidents!