Still makes me smile!

When I was at work we used to take a note of the silly things people accidentally said, spoonerisms, malapropisms, slips of the tongue…

A selection…

1. Touchy- monkey
2. Bend over backwards and make a rod for your own back
3. Thorn in the ointment
4. Electric trousers
5. Dave,  please don’t fart in my rubber pants
6. She looks like a tinfoil turkey
7. Can’t see the light for the trees
8. Going up a niche
9. Handed a spoon to redeem himself
10. It’s not brain science
11. I don’t want this to go between these two walls
12. S: I’m going to skin a rabbit in the dark… J: Is it a real rabbit?
13. It only becomes an issue when it becomes a problem
14. He sets himself up as a tangent
15. Speaking hand on head
16. It’s highly unlikely we won’t be having him
17. Sometimes you can’t help showing your thong
18. It’s good to have bolts and braces
19. If a face could paint a thousand stories
20. Well, duck, I think you’re swimming without your trunks.